Thursday, 3 June 2010

Review - The Parlotones - Push Me To The Floor (Single)

The Parlotones - Push Me To The Floor (Single)

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0 out of 10

Nothing says "Let Me Sell Out & Get Lots Of Money" like a radio edit. I’m glad for it though it’s a full 32 seconds shorter than the album version & I really couldn’t cope with anymore of this pompous pile of tossbag. A good arrangement of strings will not cover over the cracks in your shockingly moronic songwriting guys, it doesn’t make you sound grand. Nope. Not one bit.

I don’t care if they won a song writing award judged by Tom Waits & Robert Smith, maybe they didn’t vote for these dull & smug boobs & were out voted by the other judges, maybe there was crack in the coffee that day, who knows. Even Radio 2’s daytime schedule would find this overblown yet tepid.

Listen: www.myspace.com/theparlotones

Tracklist:
1. Push Me To The Floor (Radio Edit)
2. Push Me To The Floor (Album Version)

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