Thursday, 3 June 2010

Review - The Parlotones - Push Me To The Floor (Single)

The Parlotones - Push Me To The Floor (Single)

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0 out of 10

Nothing says "Let Me Sell Out & Get Lots Of Money" like a radio edit. I’m glad for it though it’s a full 32 seconds shorter than the album version & I really couldn’t cope with anymore of this pompous pile of tossbag. A good arrangement of strings will not cover over the cracks in your shockingly moronic songwriting guys, it doesn’t make you sound grand. Nope. Not one bit.

I don’t care if they won a song writing award judged by Tom Waits & Robert Smith, maybe they didn’t vote for these dull & smug boobs & were out voted by the other judges, maybe there was crack in the coffee that day, who knows. Even Radio 2’s daytime schedule would find this overblown yet tepid.


1. Push Me To The Floor (Radio Edit)
2. Push Me To The Floor (Album Version)

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